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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 04:43

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you been with a stranger yet?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.